May 2013
When I laugh at something on Tumblr ...
sodamnrelatable:
I’m over here like
And my mom looks at me like
So then I laugh harder like
ex-cuse-u:
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
I want a long term relationship.
dhensyndrome:
dhensyndrome:
Not those “it’s been a week, let’s break up because I tasted your dick so many times” relationship. I want those “Happy 50th anniversary babe, let’s go see the doctor because my arthritis is getting worse” relationship.
2.2k notes later and I’m still single.
I want a long term relationship.
dhensyndrome:
dhensyndrome:
Not those “it’s been a week, let’s break up because I tasted your dick so many times” relationship. I want those “Happy 50th anniversary babe, let’s go see the doctor because my arthritis is getting worse” relationship.
2.2k notes later and I’m still single.
That feeling when you accidentally dropped the...
sodamnrelatable:
birdnipple:
bad social habits i have
mumbling
not smiling
trailing off
crossing my arms
looking angry even though im not angry
the fact i cant even socialize
the fact im me
"Why are you so quiet?"
sodamnrelatable:
“Maybe because I fucking hate all of you”.
“Is he trying to torture me? Cus its working.. I miss you. xc”
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
When you see your ex with someone who isn't even...
sodamnrelatable:
